Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Captains Blog Stardate 01232013 America Held Hostage

President Obama has taken the oath of office FOUR TIMES? He's only been elected twice! This is the same way Hitler rose to power. The last president to take the oath of office four time was FDR, who took the oath in 1933, 1937, 1941, and 1945. FDR was a great man who won four elections in a time when that was legal. Obama on the other hand is a crook who manipulated the nation into electing him once and manipulated the election system once he was on the inside to steal a re-election, and by a series of so-called blunders and technicalities recite the oath of office four times.

 It's rather obvious that Barack Hussein Obama has Justice Marshall in his conspiracy to take the nation by force. Marshall saying the oath wrong was no mistake! It was close enough to count but wrong enough to justify to the nation that "President"Obama needed to take the oath again. (thereby guaranteeing him an eight year term). AND THEN! Obama plans this out so that when he wins (if he even really won) his second (really third) inauguration falls on a Sunday! This way he can justify taking the oath twice, yet again! Taking the oath four times that gives him the right to stay in office for SIXTEEN YEARS! (right?) I mean, the oath of office is one of those magic spells where each time you take it it adds four years to your presidency, right? Ohh well, enjoy your guns, religion, and freedom of speech while they last because as long as Dictator Barack Hussein Obama is in the white house they'll be slowly going away bit by bit. Just you wait, at the end of eight years Obama will refuse to give up his power, claiming that he's taken the oath four times and therefore owns the right to eight more years in office. The military will have no choice but to back him up (he IS the commander in chief) and we the REAL Americans will be beaten into submission by this one man's tyrannical fist! Also, if you're taking me seriously right now you might want to look at this definition.

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3 comments:

  1. This is great. But what if it is all true? What if he does find a way to stay in power using the oaths? That would mean that our first black president would be our first dictator! No, but in all seriousness, this was a funny blog. Good luck on your game.

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  2. Austin... I enjoyed this a lot. It made my day. haha

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  3. Hahahha oh satire. It's sad to think that some people actually think this.

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